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Hundredaire Matchmaker – the dating show where singles meet singles rolling in singles - returns this June to Union Hall with our special All-Firefighter Bachelors edition. HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER: FIREFIGHTER EDITIONMonday, June 13that Union Hall - 702 Union Street, btwn 5th & 6th Aves., in Brooklyn8:00pm * $7.00For tickets and information go to: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3679635 On June 13th, two lucky ladies will have ten rugged, handsome firefighters competing for the chance to date them.  All live, on-stage, in front of an audience of even more singles!  All hosted by comedian Liam McEneaney (Comedy Central, Showtime, VH1). And you could be part of the fun! Are you a single lady looking for her knight on a long red steed, with a fire burning in her heart? Or are you a single FDNY fireman, looking to cool down a hot lady with your long firehose of… um… okay, there’s no way to end this question without coming out wrong. And remember, ladies, there will be eight of New York’s Bravest (And Most Eligible) going home alone after the show, so even if you don’t compete, just showing up means you still might win! If you’re an interested lady who wants the chance to have ten of NYC’s bravest compete,  simply e-mail 100matchmaker@gmail.com with a CURRENT PICTURE and the answers to these questions: *NAME:* OCCUPATION:* FAVORITE DATE ACTIVITY:* CHEAP ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DATE ACTIVITY YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR* FINISH THIS SENTENCE:  “Oh my my, I need a big strong fireman, because there’s a fire burning in my _______________________” If you’re an interested firefighter, send a CURRENT PICTURE to  100matchmaker@gmail.com, along with the answers to these questions: * NAME:* COMPANY:* WHERE WOULD YOU TAKE A LADY ON A FIRST DATE?* WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO YOU ON THE JOB? See you there!

Hundredaire Matchmaker – the dating show where singles meet singles rolling in singles - returns this June to Union Hall with our special All-Firefighter Bachelors edition.
 
HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER: FIREFIGHTER EDITION
Monday, June 13th
at Union Hall - 702 Union Street, btwn 5th & 6th Aves., in Brooklyn
8:00pm * $7.00
For tickets and information go to: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3679635
 
On June 13th, two lucky ladies will have ten rugged, handsome firefighters competing for the chance to date them.  All live, on-stage, in front of an audience of even more singles!  All hosted by comedian Liam McEneaney (Comedy Central, Showtime, VH1).
 
And you could be part of the fun! Are you a single lady looking for her knight on a long red steed, with a fire burning in her heart? Or are you a single FDNY fireman, looking to cool down a hot lady with your long firehose of… um… okay, there’s no way to end this question without coming out wrong.
 
And remember, ladies, there will be eight of New York’s Bravest (And Most Eligible) going home alone after the show, so even if you don’t compete, just showing up means you still might win!
 
If you’re an interested lady who wants the chance to have ten of NYC’s bravest compete,  simply e-mail 100matchmaker@gmail.com with a CURRENT PICTURE and the answers to these questions:
 
*NAME:
* OCCUPATION:
* FAVORITE DATE ACTIVITY:
* CHEAP ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DATE ACTIVITY YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR
* FINISH THIS SENTENCE:  “Oh my my, I need a big strong fireman, because there’s a fire burning in my _______________________”
 
If you’re an interested firefighter, send a CURRENT PICTURE to  100matchmaker@gmail.com, along with the answers to these questions:
 
* NAME:
* COMPANY:
* WHERE WOULD YOU TAKE A LADY ON A FIRST DATE?
* WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO YOU ON THE JOB?
 
See you there!

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HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER RETURNS
Monday, February 21st at 8:00pm
at The Bell House
149 7th Street (btwn. 2nd & 3rd Aves.)
Gowanus, Brooklyn - F/G to Smith & 9th 

You’re poor, you’re single, and you live with three of your closest frienemies in a two-bedroom Brooklyn apartment. And you are, surprise surprise, single as hell. Well friend, you have two choices. You can spend another evening curled up with your MacBook enjoying the warm glow of Pornhub.

Or you can throw on your classiest graphic t-shirt, dump your coin collection out of that Cafe Bustelo can and into a Coinstar machine, and join Liam McEneaney and Myka Fox at The Bell House for another edition of HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER.

Yes, it’s the dating show that matches real singles rolling with singles; where you and all your broke-as-f*ck friends can meet, greet, and get set up in a fun and funny environment.. Last month, we paired a Bear Jew with a sex store clerk and a Karate Kid with some drunk-ass makeout sessions.

You may have heard about us on NPR’s Morning Edition, or read about us in The NY Press, and in the Park Slope Patch. We were also covered on the evening news in NYC and China. Yes, Chinese national TV!

FELLAS: Finally, your chance to have women out of your league compete for your affections, even though you are pretty much broke.
LADIES:  Our Hundredaires will BUY YOU A DRINK, with real money not foodstamps, because you can’t buy booze with foodstamps unless the guy who works at your bodega is cool.

Entering is as easy as filing for your weekly unemployment claim - fellas and ladies, all you have to do is shoot an email to 100matchmaker@gmail.com with this info:
* OCCUPATION (IF ANY)
* CURRENT PICTURE
* WHAT WAS YOUR BEST DATE EXPERIENCE
* WHAT WAS YOUR WORST DATE EXPERIENCE
* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN YOUR IDEAL MAN

Guys, IF YOU GET PICKED, we will ask you to create a 2-minute video to be played at the show,  explaining why you would be a perfect candidate to have dozens of Brooklyn girls fighting over you and your literally hundreds of dollars. Be sure to be creative, and don’t forget to let the ladies know exactly how you plan to pamper them on your first date!

All entries must include your NAME and PHONE NUMBER.
Entries will be posted on our website: www.hundredaire.tumblr.com, but without your contact info. Unless you ask us not  

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Here’s another contestant for Hundredaire.  Even if you’re not participating, it’s going to be fun to come down and watch, and for only five bucks, why not?  Let’s have a party.NAME: Karina

OCCUPATION: Manhattan Borough Coordinator

FAVORITE DRINK  Bombay Sapphire Martini

CHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR Seltzer Water

YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT One where the guy does not ask me to pay for the tab if he did the asking out. 

Here’s another contestant for Hundredaire.  Even if you’re not participating, it’s going to be fun to come down and watch, and for only five bucks, why not?  Let’s have a party.

NAME: Karina

OCCUPATION: Manhattan Borough Coordinator

FAVORITE DRINK  Bombay Sapphire Martini

CHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR Seltzer Water

YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT One where the guy does not ask me to pay for the tab if he did the asking out. 
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This is our latest contestant, the beautiful Gussy.  How the hell do these women remain single? New York truly is the greatest city on Earth.  Remember, even if you’re not a contestant, this show is still going to be something to see, and you’re going to be in a room full of eligible singles. So either buy your tickets in advance, or try your luck at the door, this coming Monday.NAME: Augusta, but I go by Gussie. OCCUPATION: Contracts Coordinator at a publishing house in midtown FAVORITE DRINK: Jack and water in a tall glass with a lemon CHEAP ALTERNATIVE TO MY FAVORITE DRINK I’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR: PBRs MY IDEAL DATE NIGHT: Pool and darts at a local dive bar 

This is our latest contestant, the beautiful Gussy.  How the hell do these women remain single? New York truly is the greatest city on Earth.  

Remember, even if you’re not a contestant, this show is still going to be something to see, and you’re going to be in a room full of eligible singles. So either buy your tickets in advance, or try your luck at the door, this coming Monday.

NAME: Augusta, but I go by Gussie. 

OCCUPATION:
Contracts Coordinator at a publishing house in midtown 

FAVORITE DRINK
: Jack and water in a tall glass with a lemon

CHEAP ALTERNATIVE TO MY FAVORITE DRINK I’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR: PBRs 

MY IDEAL DATE NIGHT: Pool and darts at a local dive bar
 

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Here he is, ladies, your second Hundredaire. The Bear Jew who is also gainfully employed.  To get a look at the good of our first Hundredaire, Zak, take a look at his profile here.  Remember, these are fellas with literally hundreds and hundreds of dollars in the bank, waiting to meet you.And here’s the details:NAME: EricOCCUPATION: PR Consultant
FAVORITE DRINK: Jack or Johnny on the rocksCHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR: Miller High Life – the CHAMPAGNE of beers.  Screw that “Banquet Beer” silliness.
YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT: If it’s a first date, then drinks first, to actually get talking and get to know each other.  If it’s a second date, then groping and making out in the bathroom at Popeye’s.  No, ok, second date or later would be finding the quirkiest thing that sounds fun in the Voice or Time Out, that we’ve never done, and trying it out.  Like, once, went to a pasties-making class at Babeland.  I was the only guy on a date there, but it was a fun time.  And, hey, I made my own pasties.  Probably why they tore down the Slipper Room.

Here he is, ladies, your second Hundredaire. The Bear Jew who is also gainfully employed.  To get a look at the good of our first Hundredaire, Zak, take a look at his profile here.  Remember, these are fellas with literally hundreds and hundreds of dollars in the bank, waiting to meet you.

And here’s the details:

NAME: Eric

OCCUPATION:
PR Consultant

FAVORITE DRINK: Jack or Johnny on the rocks

CHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR: Miller High Life – the CHAMPAGNE of beers.  Screw that “Banquet Beer” silliness.

YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT: If it’s a first date, then drinks first, to actually get talking and get to know each other.  If it’s a second date, then groping and making out in the bathroom at Popeye’s.  No, ok, second date or later would be finding the quirkiest thing that sounds fun in the Voice or Time Out, that we’ve never done, and trying it out.  Like, once, went to a pasties-making class at Babeland.  I was the only guy on a date there, but it was a fun time.  And, hey, I made my own pasties.  Probably why they tore down the Slipper Room.

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Alright, fellas today’s contestant is the lovely and amazing Chantal. As you can see, she is a woman who definitely knows exactly what she wants and is not afraid to go out and get it.  For more information on entering, check this out right here.Occupation: Healthcare Education/Career Development Representative Favorite Drink: BelgianFramboise (Raspberry) Lambic Beer Cheapest Alternative To My Favorite Drink I’d Settle For: A glass of Malbec or Medoc My Ideal Date: My ideal date would be a drive to the Hudson River Valley region in Westchester, NY to visit one of the many estates that line the Hudson River (Sunnyside, Kykuit, the Vanderbilt Mansion) or the DIA Beacon for the day. After a tour (of an estate or the exhibits at the DIA), my date and I would get to know each other while walking around the estate grounds and relax by enjoying a romantic outdoor picnic (spring/summer) or dinner at a neighborhood restaurant in the nearest town to the estate we were to visit.  

Alright, fellas today’s contestant is the lovely and amazing Chantal. As you can see, she is a woman who definitely knows exactly what she wants and is not afraid to go out and get it.  For more information on entering, check this out right here.

Occupation: Healthcare Education/Career Development Representative
 
Favorite Drink: BelgianFramboise (Raspberry) Lambic Beer
 
Cheapest Alternative To My Favorite Drink I’d Settle For: A glass of Malbec or Medoc
 
My Ideal Date: My ideal date would be a drive to the Hudson River Valley region in Westchester, NY to visit one of the many estates that line the Hudson River (Sunnyside, Kykuit, the Vanderbilt Mansion) or the DIA Beacon for the day. After a tour (of an estate or the exhibits at the DIA), my date and I would get to know each other while walking around the estate grounds and relax by enjoying a romantic outdoor picnic (spring/summer) or dinner at a neighborhood restaurant in the nearest town to the estate we were to visit. 
 

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Ladies, we are approaching the capacity point for Hundredaire contestants, so if you want to submit, we highly recommend doing so now.  And fellas, we have a few applicants to be our second Hundredaire, so if you want in, now’s your last chance.  For info on submitting, check this out right here.

Today’s submission is the lovely Caroline. She’s an associate talent manager, which means she can get you into some shows for free.  Frankly, we know Caroline personally, and any guy who gets a chance to date her would be lucky; she’s the kind of woman you can show off to your friends and introduce to your mother.

Here’s the goods:

NAME: Caroline

OCCUPATION: associate talent manager

FAVORITE DRINK: 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild Jeroboam

CHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR: the house re
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YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT: i’m really into surprises

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Happy New Year, lonelyhearts.  We’re rapidly approaching the night of our first-ever Hundredaire Matchmaker, which means that anyone interested in entering should enter. Soon. Like, really soon. Like, by Tuesday soon. All info is right here.Today’s contestant is the lovely Layla. The best part about dating a bartender is that they a bartender won’t mind getting up to get you a beer, as long as you tip well.  And since the city’s bartenders all know each other, when you hang out at a bar with one, you tend to drink for cheap or free. It’s like having a girlfriend who pays for herself!If you’re a fella who wants a chance at dating a Gorgeous Lady of Bartending like Layla, or a gorgeous lady who thinks she has a shot at competing against Layla for a man, there’s still time to enter.NAME: LaylaOCCUPATION: Bartender FAVORITE DRINK: Margarita w/ Corralejo Reposado and a floater of MescalCHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR: tequila and grapefruitYOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT: involves easy conversation, good food and drinks, and some element of novelty 

Happy New Year, lonelyhearts.  We’re rapidly approaching the night of our first-ever Hundredaire Matchmaker, which means that anyone interested in entering should enter. Soon. Like, really soon. Like, by Tuesday soon. All info is right here.

Today’s contestant is the lovely Layla. The best part about dating a bartender is that they a bartender won’t mind getting up to get you a beer, as long as you tip well.  And since the city’s bartenders all know each other, when you hang out at a bar with one, you tend to drink for cheap or free. It’s like having a girlfriend who pays for herself!

If you’re a fella who wants a chance at dating a Gorgeous Lady of Bartending like Layla, or a gorgeous lady who thinks she has a shot at competing against Layla for a man, there’s still time to enter.

NAME: Layla

OCCUPATION:
 Bartender 

FAVORITE DRINK:
 Margarita w/ Corralejo Reposado and a floater of Mescal

CHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR:
 tequila and grapefruit

YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT:
 
involves easy conversation, good food and drinks, and some element of novelty 

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Hey fellas - meet Megan. She’s a lady who’s pursuing her higher education, which means that someday she may be able to support you with her big corporate job. One of the benefits of a degree is a guarantee you’ll have a job with benefits to some degree.If you want to enter, it’s not too late. We’re still looking at candidates for both our second Hundredaire and the ladies competing for them, although positions are filling fast.  Click here for details on entering.
NAME: MeganOCCUPATION: grad student FAVORITE DRINK: tequila shotsCHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR: PBR is my second favorite drink..and is conveniently only $3 at Union Hall! YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT: a bike ride or walk around Prospect Park followed by cooking dinner while drinking large amounts of red wine, listening to music, and showing off our finest dance moves.

Hey fellas - meet Megan. She’s a lady who’s pursuing her higher education, which means that someday she may be able to support you with her big corporate job. One of the benefits of a degree is a guarantee you’ll have a job with benefits to some degree.

If you want to enter, it’s not too late. We’re still looking at candidates for both our second Hundredaire and the ladies competing for them, although positions are filling fast.  Click here for details on entering.

NAME: Megan

OCCUPATION:
grad student 

FAVORITE DRINK:
tequila shots

CHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR:
PBR is my second favorite drink..and is conveniently only $3 at Union Hall! 

YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT:
a bike ride or walk around Prospect Park followed by cooking dinner while drinking large amounts of red wine, listening to music, and showing off our finest dance moves.