Today’s contestant is Bridget, a gifted singer/songwriter; and the fun of dating a musician is that if things go badly, at least you’ll know that at some point you’ll be hearing a song they wrote about what an a-hole you are.Okay guys, we have room for one more Hundredaire, so let’s keep seeing applications.  I mean, come on, look at how H-O-T these ladies are who are willing to settle for you; thank god for alcohol and institutionally-applied low self-esteem  And ladies, we still have room if you think you can provide some real competition. For more information on how to enter, check out this page.NAME: BridgetOCCUPATION: Musician/Burger Joint Cashier FAVORITE DRINK: Jack n’ Back CHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR: Turpentine  YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT: Walking around Manhattan, photo-bombing in Times Square, being obnoxious and loud, scaring tourists, maybe grabbing some $2 samosa with chickpeas, grabbing drinks at happy hour, if the conversation is going alright maybe it will last after happy hour and lead to a happier hour somewhere private. 

Today’s contestant is Bridget, a gifted singer/songwriter; and the fun of dating a musician is that if things go badly, at least you’ll know that at some point you’ll be hearing a song they wrote about what an a-hole you are.

Okay guys, we have room for one more Hundredaire, so let’s keep seeing applications.  I mean, come on, look at how H-O-T these ladies are who are willing to settle for you; thank god for alcohol and institutionally-applied low self-esteem  And ladies, we still have room if you think you can provide some real competition. For more information on how to enter, check out this page.

NAME: Bridget

OCCUPATION: Musician/Burger Joint Cashier

FAVORITE DRINK: Jack n’ Back

CHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR: Turpentine 

YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT: Walking around Manhattan, photo-bombing in Times Square, being obnoxious and loud, scaring tourists, maybe grabbing some $2 samosa with chickpeas, grabbing drinks at happy hour, if the conversation is going alright maybe it will last after happy hour and lead to a happier hour somewhere private.