HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER RETURNS
Monday, February 21st at 8:00pm
at The Bell House
149 7th Street (btwn. 2nd & 3rd Aves.)
Gowanus, Brooklyn - F/G to Smith & 9th
You’re poor, you’re single, and you live with three of your closest frienemies in a two-bedroom Brooklyn apartment. And you are, surprise surprise, single as hell. Well friend, you have two choices. You can spend another evening curled up with your MacBook enjoying the warm glow of Pornhub.
Or you can throw on your classiest graphic t-shirt, dump your coin collection out of that Cafe Bustelo can and into a Coinstar machine, and join Liam McEneaney and Myka Fox at The Bell House for another edition of HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER.
Yes, it’s the dating show that matches real singles rolling with singles; where you and all your broke-as-f*ck friends can meet, greet, and get set up in a fun and funny environment.. Last month, we paired a Bear Jew with a sex store clerk and a Karate Kid with some drunk-ass makeout sessions.
You may have heard about us on NPR’s Morning Edition, or read about us in The NY Press, and in the Park Slope Patch. We were also covered on the evening news in NYC and China. Yes, Chinese national TV!
FELLAS: Finally, your chance to have women out of your league compete for your affections, even though you are pretty much broke.
LADIES: Our Hundredaires will BUY YOU A DRINK, with real money not foodstamps, because you can’t buy booze with foodstamps unless the guy who works at your bodega is cool.
Entering is as easy as filing for your weekly unemployment claim - fellas and ladies, all you have to do is shoot an email to 100matchmaker@gmail.com with this info:
* OCCUPATION (IF ANY)
* CURRENT PICTURE
* WHAT WAS YOUR BEST DATE EXPERIENCE
* WHAT WAS YOUR WORST DATE EXPERIENCE
* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN YOUR IDEAL MAN
Guys, IF YOU GET PICKED, we will ask you to create a 2-minute video to be played at the show, explaining why you would be a perfect candidate to have dozens of Brooklyn girls fighting over you and your literally hundreds of dollars. Be sure to be creative, and don’t forget to let the ladies know exactly how you plan to pamper them on your first date!
All entries must include your NAME and PHONE NUMBER.
Entries will be posted on our website: www.hundredaire.tumblr.com, but without your contact info. Unless you ask us not
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